The porn line.. :D

So.. this is my first post in the new year..2011... happy new year guys and girls.. I have been writing serious stuff in my last posts.. So this time.. i'd write something funny.. something true and something that i think happens everywhere..

Let me introduce you to to what i call as "THE PORN LINE".. Well the origins of this line come from my college where this was an integral part of all the conversations..(as much as porn is an integral part of boys' life :-D).. Trust me.. this line works on everybody in the age group of 15-40 (coz after 40 you tend to be careful in front of your children.. thinking that they don't know..but trust me.. they do.ha!!) But let me give out a little warning.

WARNING:-

Do not use this line on your parents and teachers.

Guys, Don't use it on girls you are hitting on.

Girls, ah well.. you can use it on guys(who are not your friends), But Indian guys tend to take you as an easy chick(hypocrats, i know )

Lo..and Behold( well i know i have created enough drama..but hope you dont get disappointed with what follows) .. THE PORN LINE is any line with reference to porn in it BUT without any intention of 'porn' in it.. :D

Well, the definition will be clear from the examples(yes we all hated the "substantiate you answer with examples" type, but they are not given without a reason)

So.. your friend broke up with his girlfriend, and is like real sad. Just tell him his face looks like he just watched a bad porn,.. and hey.. he's smiling now.. (Thats a porn line now).

Fought with a friend??? and trying to call him/her without a response..(Ah well they are going to pick the phone anyways).. So instead of hi, just say "subah subah porn... zeeeeeeesh you are so busy to even pick my call.. *naughty voice*" and they are bound to smile :-D

Somebody hanging up on you up in a hurry, end your conversation saying,"okay u can continue with your porn". If it's a girl then you might just get to talk a little more(with she doing most of the talking, majorly telling you how indecent and gross she finds it(trust me, she does)) and if it's a guy, then the conversation may not end ever(ha ha!!)

Conversation breakers, conversation starters.. the porn line works on everyone. You want to piss someone off or Want to impress you girfriend's brother, just start with a porn line(well not really ha!! )

Anyways, tried and tested on all my friends, new and old, this line works well.. specially when someone is low or sad (coz no one can just resist a naughty smile).. and at the end of the day, thats what you want.